Karl Patrick

That awkward moment when someone dodges your kiss! Could there be anything more embarrassing than that? Like, if that happened to me, I would surely wanna disappear from earth! This English Bulldog seems a little upset with his dad that, today, he’s decided to ignore his kisses. FYI, he’s not usually this hostile and cold! I’m telling you, he’s gonna avoid that smooch his dad is about to give him! See that?! He’s really mad! He’s so adorable for doing that, though! He be like: “I didn’t get enough snuggles from you yesterday. You only gave me 20. I was expecting 23!” “Your kisses won’t make things okay, buddy. Stop it. You was mean to me yesterday? I’m gonna be mean to you today.” Watch the awkwardly funny video on the next slide!

If you’re feeling heartbroken, stressed out, or frustrated today, I hope you can somehow find comfort in this Golden Retriever puppy who’s being put to sleep by its human. Consider this whole thing as my own little act of benevolence. I care for you, buddy. HOW CAN YOU NOT?! That face is what’s gonna save the whole of humanity. It just saved you, didn’t it? This babe’s just 10 days old, so it’s packing in cuteness, adorableness, and fluffiness. What a precious creature! Please, please, never grow up. I’m begging you. Just be a baby forever, honey! Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wKx4nmQQQ Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Ancient cats must have been treated so badly their tortured spirits are now coming back stronger and meaner. Today’s kitties are just not nice. They be acting like they own the world, and they want everybody to adhere to their rules and regulations no matter how unfair they are. And, the ones they sort of bully most times are our beloved dogs. These sassy cats take over their beds without mercy. They be like: “I get the bigger, better bed because I am the bigger, better creature.” Like, say whuttt?! On the following pages, you’re gonna see pictures of dogs mourning so deeply because some cat thieves snatched their cradles. I honestly feel for these pooches. It’s kinda heartbreaking to see them making the most out of what’s left. Keep clicking that NEXT PAGE button to see how cats have become so much nastier these days.

Oh, this kitty. He lives for just one thing–electric toothbrush. He doesn’t use it to scrape the dirt off of his pearly whites, though. He uses it to tickle himself. To entertain himself. To satisfy his inmost desires. “I feel so baaald from all this amazingness. This heavenness. This is a feeling I would never trade for anything else.”

Weird things happen when I’m alone. Today is no exception. I just found something really peculiar over here. Wait, lemme smell it because what else do I do? My ever prying nose is my best asset. Better use it to my advantage, eh. *Sniffs. Nothing special. It smells like earth. I mean, it smells like something that lives on earth, so I’m pretty sure this didn’t come from the outer space. You know, Mars. Uranus. Betelgeuse. I’m not even impressed. I truly hate the fact that I have to deal with this alone. Tsk. Why do I always have to do all the figuring out in this household? Continue this ENCHANTING tale on the next slide. Exciting!