Karl Patrick

An English Bull Terrier suddenly goes into a fit of violent wrath, and it is extremely dangerous to go near him. “Some bad fella stole my sanity I can’t think straight. I am in no way in my right mind at the moment, so please forgive me if I destroy a couple pieces of furniture in the next few minutes.” “Can anyone please return my sanity? If you don’t want me going nuts, please give it back to me and everything’s gonna be fine.” “You’re hiding it from me, aren’t you? Did you hide it here? Prolly, here. Dang, where in the world’s trillion holes did you hide it?” “SANITY WHERE ART THOU I NEED YOU NOW?!?!?!” See the nerve-wracking clip on the next slide. He’s outta control OMG!!!

Here is a handsome parrot with manners to boot! Right after he sneezes and spritzes the world with his saliva, he automatically utters the words “God Bless You!” like any polite individual would! He be like: “I just sprayed you some holy solution, so God bless your soul!” Einstein can give us a lesson or two about courtesy any time of the day. For someone who lives and breathes in a time and age when politeness is constantly overlooked and forgotten, this guy is such an inspiration. Now, that’s a real gentleman. You go, Einstein! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Cats are not particular about their beds. They can doze off anywhere. Give them a box and they’d be filled with gladness in a heartbeat. Enzo, one of the cutest kittens I’ve ever seen, feels so exhausted from all the playing that he suddenly falls asleep on the palm of his mom’s hand. Why you gotta be so adorable, baby? There he is, sleeping like a rock. Ma’am, you must’ve gotten yourself some perfectly cushioned hand for Enzo to feel the way he does right now. He’s on cloud nine! And, puh-lease, that tiny tongue sticking out of his mouth is too much for me to take! Keep slaying me with your cuteness, Enzo. Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Comfort is subjective. What may be cozy for one person may not be the case for someone else. It’s just vastly different for all of us. Meet Garfield. He finds comfort in one of the most unexpected places–the bathroom sink. He considers it his safe haven. A nook where he can lounge and relax. “Why you looking at me like that? You’re staring at me like I just made the worst decision of my life. You judging me? I don’t care. This is my bed, and as long as I feel comfortable, I’m gonna be fine.” He looks so at peace whenever he’s in the sink I’m jealous. Watch the adorable video on the next page. Garfield is a rock star!

These two kitties are best of friends. They have shared countless of great memories together. But, now, a cardboard box is a causing some major strain on their friendship. “Look who just stole my bed–MY BEST FRIEND. I feel so betrayed. I honestly feel like punching someone’s face right now. Someone please stop me.” “Hmmm… sorry for disturbing you but you are sleeping ON MY BED and it’s not nice. I’m about to explode. Just sayin’.” Aaaaaaaaaand they start fighting. Aaaaaaaaaand they won’t stop fighting. For some reason I find these two cats’ fluffiness combined highly amusing I don’t want it to stop. Really, though, they need to stop before this becomes bloody. What’s gonna happen next? Find out on the next slide!