Karl Patrick

My confidence is now going down the drain because this French Bulldog can do the moonwalk and I just can’t. By the way, he’s about to teach us all non-dancers how to do it the way the great Michael Jackson does it. Yeah, he’s serious. That’s him preparing. He’s taking a deep breath now. In a moment, he’s ready to prove all his doubters wrong. This guy’s backward strides are so on point I’m starting to question his being a dog. He can’t be a dog. Or, my uncertainty is just a way for me to console my shattered ego. Ouch. It all seems so effortless to him. He doesn’t even break a sweat! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Max has been patiently waiting for this year’s snow season to start, and now that it finally did, he can’t help but lose his wits one by one! The sight of land covered in snow gives him a different kind of high. He won’t stop leaping and jumping and running. The guy is absolutely enraptured by what’s happening! Well, he ain’t stopping anytime soon. He be like: “DUH IT’S THE FIRST FRIGGIN’ SNOWFALL OF THE SEASON HOW CAN YOU EVEN.” Isn’t he adorable? That’s right, bro. Enjoy it while it lasts! “You filming me, right? You putting that on YouTube, right? Cool.” Now, he be rolling over! Max is madly in love with the snow! Watch the video on the next slide.

I don’t care if you’re doing something really important right now. All I know is you need to pause for awhile and devote some time to watching these kittens perform. These young felines are into synchronized dancing, and boy are they awesome at it! Their choreography is pretty basic, yes, but we have to take into consideration that they are merely just baby cats. Well, they just be looking to the left. Then, they be looking to the right. They be looking up. Then, they be looking down. All these cool steps they do in an utterly synchronized manner it will blow your mind for sure! At the latter part of their routine, though, they’d be freestyling to show off their individual dancing capacity. Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Care to help this little guy figure out who in the world is that other living soul staring right back at him? He’s never been this perplexed in his life! He doesn’t feel safe anymore. Wallace be like: “Why is that whenever I touch you, it feels weird. You don’t have that much depth, I reckon. You’re so one-dimensional.” “Really, though, what do you want? What do you want from me? Money? I don’t have that. I only have my cuteness and my fluffiness to offer to you.” “I probably should just sleep, and maybe when I wake up you’re not there anymore. Yup, that’s what I should do.” Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

A kitten has just randomly decided to mess around with some toilet paper roll, and I’m here like, “UH OH NO YOU DID NOT.” “Okay, no one’s watching so I might as well just do this. “I mean, it’s not as if I’m killing somebody! I just wanna have fun with this roll of tissue. I guess that’s not really a bad thing to do.” “I love me some toilet paper. This is my friggin’ druuuuug!!! I can’t keep destroying this thing I might need a shrink.” “What are you looking at? This is art, you guys. You won’t understand a thing about what I do because you’re just not deep enough to get the drift of my creativity. Say whuttt?” “Yup. This is art. I’m not kidding.” Wanna see more mess? Head on to the next slide then!