Karl Patrick

“Somebody pinch me.” “Oh my gosh I can’t believe my eyes I wanna cry. Tell me this is actually happening.” “Mom and dad won’t be home the whole weekend? Like, for real? OH MY FREAKIN’ GOODNESS THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I EVER RECEIVED AND IT’S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY.” “Think, think, think. Winston, think! Since you got this house all for yourself the whole weekend, what’d be the best way to celebrate your newfound freedom? You serious? Really? Come on? HOUSE PARTAAAAAY!” “Okay, so, I’m inviting all my friends as well as my haters to show them how cool I really am. Ha.” “I’m turning the lights off now, you guys. We all be getting wild in a moment.” Winston’s partaaaaay is nothing like you’ve seen before. Watch the video on the next page!

“Hey, you.” “Yes, you, giant dog.” “Can you see these? These are my lovely paws, duh! They have the strength of a hundred lions. A thousand even. I may sound like I’m kidding but I totally ain’t fooling around. I’m dead serious. I’m pretty sure you’re extremely frantic at the moment you’re about to pee your pants.” “Here, so you can see it even more clearly.” Dog be like: “Ha! Go see a shrink, honey. You’re so funny I wanna cry all day.” “Shrink? Why don’t we just do some boxing and see who is better between us two? Dog be like: “You probably just need some sleep, honey.” Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

Cosmo always looks forward to seeing wolves on TV. He loves it whenever they appear on the screen because it makes him feel less lonely. Aww! That’s him waiting for his virtual buddies. “Are you kidding me? That’s them!” “Oh, I missed you guys so much! Did you miss me, too? I’m glad you’re having so much fun!” “Are you coming over? I mean, you can just jump off the screen and ta-da! You’re already here. What do you think? Does that sound interesting to you?” “I hope you guys could come. I’d be the best host, I promise.” Cosmo is so cute! Click that arrow below to see the video.

Our friend Wallace just found out that watermelon exists and it tastes good… so good that he can’t stop licking it now! He’s just so smitten with it. He now considers watermelon as his one true love. He’s holding on to that slice like he’s never letting it go. He be like: “You’ll never escape my embrace, sweetie. You are mine till the world ends.” Wallace is obsessed with the juiciness. “I feel like eating and drinking at the same time. This is the most watery thing I have ever come across with.” He be looking at us like: “I don’t wanna share.” We understand, buddy. Enjoy it as much as you can! Video by YouTube/Rumble Viral

I am more than stoked to introduce to you my latest feline discovery–Thorin. He is as fluffy as a cotton candy. He has this gorgeous hair that will make you jealous. He has blue eyes, too! But, there is one more thing you need to know about Thorin. He has a very long tongue, and it’s adorable! He sticks it out all the time because as the famous saying goes, “If you have it, flaunt it!” Why not, right? He knows that it’s his best asset, so he hasn’t gotten any problems showing it off for the world to see. Good thing he loves being photographed, which means there are tons of pictures of his quirky tongue! Brace your heart, though, because the photos may cause you palpitations. Excited to see Thorin’s “legendary” tongue? Just keep clicking! (Featured Image Source: Instagram/ragdoll_thorin)