Karl Patrick

This bulldog needs more loving than anyone else in this world. He’s hungry for it. That said, he appreciates it so much when his human is petting him. He lives for those gentle scratches! He loves him some sincere human touch! But, whenever his human stops, he lets out some kind of sound that could melt even the toughest of hearts. He cries like a massively disappointed baby. “For heaven’s sake! Why did you freakin’ stop? You know how important petting is to my own welfare, don’t you?” “Move that hand now. Give me your best scratches. I’ll reward you with myself being a lot sweeter to you than ever. Is that a fair enough deal? I do think so!” Watch him ask for more petting on the next page!

Watson, an unbelievably gorgeous Australian Labradoodle, has a pre-sleep ritual of his own. He has to do it or he can’t sleep at all. He loves nibbling his favorite toys! He probably is obsessed with the taste of these doohickeys. I’m just not 100% sure about that, though. He be like: “Nom nom nom. This tastes like plastic, but who cares?” Moments later, he falls asleep like a baby… with the toy still on his mouth. Told ya! That’s yet another chewing session he’s having. It’s a different toy this time, but it still has the same effect on him. I am so right about this I can’t even. He be sleeping like a rock now! YouTube/Rumble Viral

The term “fighting like cat and dog” has never been more apt! A pooch and a kitty–both insanely competitive individuals, by the way–are to engage themselves in a brawl of a lifetime. This is something that doesn’t happen on an ordinary day. This is something else, which means this is gonna be hella exciting! Well, by the looks of it, the match has officially started. They couldn’t wait! Cat: “Hey, pooch. What’s good? How ya doin’? You sure you want to fight me? I mean, we can just talk it over a cup of coffee if you want.” Dog: “What are you talking about, kitty? I think what you’re trying to say is you’re intimidated by me your bones are shaking like crazy. Sorry, but there’s no turning back now.” Pooch be like: “Ha! Just what I expected!” What’s gonna happen next? Find out on the next slide!

A Labrador named Peanut loves tailing his mom as if he doesn’t trust every move she makes. Whenever his mom flips through a magazine… …expect Peanut to be just around the corner, staring at her like a sleuth on an exceedingly important mission. “Hey, mom. I just thought you might need backup or something.” When mom works on her laptop… bet you already know what to expect. “Hey, mom. This is totally coincidental, I assure you. Don’t think I’m shadowing you or anything. Please, that’s not me. I simply came over here, expecting nothing. It turned out, you’re also here working on something. Peace.” Watch the hilariously creepy video on the next slide. Peanut keeps checking on his mom!